Meet The Family

Hagen grabbed him and pulled him into a tight hug.

"...I hate you." He insisted.

"You don't seem like it, sometimes," he said, stroking Hagen's back. "That's good enough."

"...I want to sleep." He muttered, even though he didn't exactly want sleep.

He kissed him again.

"Then please, take a nap. Dinner will be ready when you wake up, okay? I have some sweets for dessert, too--I know you like them."

"...That's...Not exactly what I meant." He grumbled, crossing his arms.

"Hmm? Then what did you--oh, are you asking for sex?" he asked loudly.

He facepalmed.

"No! Never mind, I'm going to bed!" He snapped, pouting.

He pulled him close, kissing him on the neck.

"Come on, we can go to the bedroom together."

"No weird stuff." He insisted, hugging Marius like the cutie he was.

Marius blushed, grinning from ear to ear.

"So we really are having sex?"

"No. Weird. Stuff." He insisted, frowning deeply.

He kissed Hagen on the lips.

"I can give you oral like you always enjoy. That's fine. I love you, Hagen--just say you love me~"

"...I-I..." He cleared his throat. "No! I don't love you, stupid!"

He shoved Marius away.

"Just cook, if you're gonna be an asshole about it."

He kissed him on the forehead again, as it was the easiest part of Hagen to reach.

"It's okay, I just kind of wanted to hear you say it was all."

"Are you going to just...do me or not?" He snapped angrily.

"I will, I will," he said eagerly, putting the ice down on the counter. "I'm sure my mouth won't hurt too much."

He smiled again, slightly.

"You deserve it." He replied simply.

He blushed brightly.

"Does my pain...turn you on, Hagen?" he asked wistfully.

"I'm not a freak, like you." He replied defensively. "S-so shut up and just get to it already. It's your punishment for being a complete dick who won't let me breath any fresh air."

"Do you enjoy punishing me?" he asked, kissing Hagen's hand as he lead him back up the stairs. "I'm not very into punishments, but if you are, I'll learn to enjoy them."

"Of course I'm not!" He snapped angrily. "I'm not weird like you, so shut up about it, stupid."

"But you said..." He trailed off, puzzled. "I don't really understand, Hagen."

"I don't understand you and your sick fetishes, either!" He shouted angrily. "Just hurry up and have sex with me!"

He sat on the bed, patting the space next to him.

"Well, um...lay down, then, dear."