Meet The Family

"Ahahaha, all the doors are locked," he said awkwardly, tucking a strand of hair behind his ear. "You'll be needing the key."

Hagen turned to look at him.

"Excuse me? You locked me in?" He was not amused. "Give me a key, then!"

"I, um...I can't," he said awkwardly. "I promised your brother."

"What." Hagen swallowed his rage. "What the fuck did you promise my brother for?! Why can't I leave your stupid, too nice house?!"

"He said not to let you leave for a while," he admitted sheepishly. "I didn't think it'd be a problem, but...evidently, I was wrong."

Hagen lit another cigarette defiantly. "If you won't let me leave, I guess I don't have a fuckin' choice but to smoke in your stupid house."

He looked satisfied at his stupid little revenge.

Marius grabbed the pack of cigarettes.

"Actually, um, no, I'm afraid--I can procure patches, perhaps?"

Hagen ground his teeth together.

"I would rather shoot myself in the fuckin' balls than quick smoking." He said bluntly.

Sometimes, he really hated his brother. "The fuck do you even plan on doing with me all this 'while' you're supposed to keep me locked up. I'm already bored as shit."

He blushed.

"I can pleasure you like old times? I have a large bed, so we'll have plenty of room."

"...that's it, though." He said carefully. "Just that. Nothing else. Okay?"

"What do you mean, nothing else?" he asked, frowning. "You mean, no cuddling?"

"I mean, none of your weird shit." He crossed his arms. "At all. Just...blowjobs. That's it. That's all I want from you."

He smiled.

"You really love blowjobs, huh?"

"Not particularly, but it's better than any alternative with you." He replied, toying with his jacket. "I want a cigarette."

"Oh?" he asked, curious. "What do you enjoy the most in bed?"

Hagen thought about it, fingering his jacket buttons.

"Ahhh I dunno. Whatever it is, it involves chicks, though. I'm sure of that."

He giggled.

"You don't enjoy anal with me?"

He frowned, looking away.

"Shut up, that's none of your business anyway."

"I...I can try to give you some, if you really want," he said gently.

"Didn't you hear me earlier?" He insisted, crossing his arms. "Blowjobs. That's it."

"But I want to satisfy you," he insisted. "Why are you so afraid?"

"That is satisfying me." He argued, ignoring the second part.

"Oh, okay~" He unbuttoned Hagen's shirt with the skilled hands of a doctor. "Let's hurry to the bedroom, then--stains on a couch would be hard to explain~"

Hagen followed Marius.

"Why do you need such a big bed, anyway? You live alone."

"Ah, I really don't," he said, laughing. "But I've always kind of wanted a lover or maybe a family. Call it a silly dream."