Meet The Family

He looked up, smiling hollowly.

"I feel fine, silly!"

Hagen punched him in the soldier. Not gently, mind you.

"Shut up and stop lying, then, and just tell me how to make you feel better."

He winced, but smiled genuinely nonetheless.

"It's really nothing you said--I just became sad all of a sudden."

"Fine, whatever, I'm going to go eat some leftovers and you don't get any." He replied, standing up and heading back downstairs.

Stupid Marius, trying to make him feel guilty.

Marius followed him, looking perplexed.

"Did I say something wrong? Again? I thought we were going to play your favorite game, Hagen."

"Later." He replied, waving his hand. "After I eat."

"May I have some as well?" he asked politely. "Bruder is an excellent cook."

"No, 'cause you're stupid and won't tell me how to make you feel better." He insisted sourly.

"Um..." He frowned thoughtfully. "Well you could say something romantic, like how you love me and I'm the only one for you, and then we could maybe cuddle and do sexual things."

"...I'm not allowed to lie inside of my brother's house." He said bluntly.

And then the author's heart broke in two HAGEN YOU ASSWHOOOLE

He laughed.

"Then maybe just say you love me? I don't have to be your only one, but I'd love to be an important one."

"...I thought I just explained the rule about no lying."

He chuckled.

"Then of course you'll never cheer me up, silly!"

Hagen grumbled angrily to himself as he took out leftovers and heated them on the stove.

"Whatever."

"The only other way would be sex," he continued.

"Normal sex?" He asked pointedly.

"Why would I deviate?" he asked, frowning.

"Because it's you." He replied, frowning deeply. "I meant, normal sex for me. You know. Normal."

"Oh." He frowned for a moment. Then he smiled again. "Yeah, I can do that--you want me to get all aroused so you can cum inside of me, right? Normal people still do that?"

"That's the only thing normal people do." He rolled his eyes. "Jesus, you're slow as fuck sometimes."

He finished heating up the leftover potatoes and dished them onto plates.

"We can eat in my room."

He smiled, hugging Hagen from behind.

"I really love you, Hagen--you're the only one for me."

He grunted.

"Just take your plate and your fork so we can eat."

Marius did as he was told, following Hagen back up to the room.

"Don't you think it's kind of dirty with all the underwear?" he asked, glancing around. "Bruder was okay with this?"

"He didn't say anything." He replied, sitting on his bed and taking a bite. "I mean, my room is usually full of chicks."

"Ah," he said, digging into his potatoes. "Do you ever think...I could join?"