Who Ya Gonna Call?!

His face red, he pushed the other man away.

"Stop making crude jokes!" He commanded.

He pouted.

"I didn't say anything, I just asked if you were okay!"

"Why do you insist on coming onto me?" He decided to just ask outright. "You wonder why I don't like you, yet you won't stop."

He looked down, disappointed.

"Because I can't change my feelings, of course; is that what you wanted to hear?"

"At least restrain yourself." He replied, though he was a bit less enthusiastic after seeing how down Priestly looked.

"But it's so hard." He shrugged, walking inside and sitting down on Mars's bed. "I've never wanted anything quite this badly before, I'll have you know."

He rolled his eyes.

"I'm flattered." There was perhaps a hint of truth in that sarcastic remark.

"What don't you like about me?" he asked suddenly.

Mars was a bit surprised by the sudden question, but he considered it as he sat down next to Priestly.

"For starters, you're always mocking me for how devoted religiously I am." He began slowly, still somewhat deep in thought. "Second, you seem to have an affinity for..."

He paused, thinking of the right phrase.

"...disgusting hobbies."

He grinned.

"But I like video games."

"Those rot your brain." He smiled suddenly, chuckling. "Maybe that's what's wrong with you."

"But I don't play that much," he said, striking a provocative pose out of habit. "I spend my time doing lots of different things."

"Like what?" He asked without thinking. Afterwards, he cringed slightly, expecting a plethora of answers he didn't want to hear.

"I cook and I read and I go for walks in the evenings...I sing and I sometimes even go to the gym. I also enjoy socializing very much, especially on an intimate level."

"...that's it?" He was surprised; that was so...normal. "Other than the last one, that's actually nice."

He nodded.

"I'm a nice guy, you know--I just have an odd job and perhaps a few quirks."

"This doesn't mean I'll consider dating you." He reminded him.

"Oh come on--is it because I'm not hot enough?"

"I wouldn't know; I'm not attracted to men." He replied with confidence.

"Does that mean you'd love me if I were a woman?" he asked, stretching out on the bed.

He thought for a while. "...I might consider going on a date with you, if you were a woman."

"...I'll get a sex change."

Mars was horrified.

"You're kidding, right? Right?"

"I'd do anything to earn your love~" he said simply, smiling.

"Your devotion really isn't necessary..." He muttered.

Then it hit him.

"Anything?"