"FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!" Screamed the former priest. His hair was curly, slicked back and his outfit was torn up, showing off his rather attractive older man body. "The fuck kind of person just fuckin' pours holy water on a dude's fuckin' forehead?! Yeah, I'm talking to you, you stupid punk!"
The man threw the cap back at Mars, though he missed because he's in a hole for God's sake.
"And you, Father Suck-My-Dick, you better back the fuck up before I wreck your shot, because listen to me, I am a fucking demon and a damned good one, too, I eat stupid asshole priests like you for breakfast, cockbreath!"
Mars covered his ears, frowning. This guy was so annoying! He poured more holy water on him just to shut him the hell up.
"STOP DOING THAT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" He screamed, but Mars was just happy he had stopped talking, for the most part. "YOU ASSFUCKS! FINE, I'LL GIVE YOU MY FUCKIN' NAME!!"
Mars stopped pouring water on him, though he was completely unimpressed. Were all demons this terrible? The one who had killed his family seemed less terrible, somehow.
"Yo, yo, yo, the name's Bo, you faggots --"
Thus, Mars began to pour water on him again, screaming, "I'M NOT A FAGGOT, YOU FAGGOT!!"
Maybe Priestly shouldn't have trusted it with him after all.