"Well, I just figured it was time to come back." He said cheerily. "That, and I'm running out of stories to tell to my Youth Group. They really like ol' Marsy and Priestly. Of course, I don't tell them the whole story, but I think they get enough out of it to understand it, anyway. Oh, but you still know me as Mars, don't you? Did I ever tell you my real name? It's Cyprus, just in case you didn't know. So that's what I go by now. I kind of outgrew Mars, but I kind of still want you to call me Mars. It kind of feels nice, I guess."
He could have chattered on like that all day if he wanted to.