"Then first job as assistant--wake me up at seven," he commanded. "If you fail, you will be punished. This may be a partnership, but don't you think for one second that I'm not the boss here."
"If you were gay, I'd throw you out," he insisted. "I wanted an assistant I could sleep with, but by no means a big hair gross male one. Besides--if I were to sleep with a man, I'd pick someone beautiful, like...well, like me~ Not someone gross and hairy and homely like you."
"I still don't believe you aren't gay--just look at how sensitive you are about the issue. But, I digress..." He clapped, turning off his lamp. "Remember, seven a.m. sharp--or there will be consequences.