Claude pulled Frederich inside, glancing around the enclosed space.
"Sigrid? I brought a friend."
A woman illuminated only by the glow of her laptop looked up from her typing; the light outlined a particularly large set of breasts. They seemed to be actively fighting the restrictive fabric of her sweater-vest.
"A friend? Claudie, you don't have friends. If it's another stupid girl, I'll knock her teeth out."
"No, no, it's a man," he insisted softly. "Come outside and meet him--it's too cramped in here. Why are all your books in the way? Pick them up later."
She sighed, adjusting her hair self-consciously.
"...S-sorry, Claudie...I'll be out."
Claude ushered Frederich back out of the van, shrugging apologetically as his sister emerged.
"I'm sorry--I thought it'd be cleaner. Sigrid, this is my new friend Frederich--I've told you about him. We're going to become lovers."
"WHAT?!" screamed Sigrid shrilly. As she violently threw the book she was holding onto the ground, Claude whispered in Frederich's ear.
"Play along," he muttered, "or she'll never get off your case."