A Fairly Gay Christmas Special

"...right." Blair said, mostly to himself, as he mulled over what Yuri had just said.

The movie opened with a ton of college co-eds having graphic sex. Some lesbians were making out in the corner, but beyond that it was a field of young heterosexual debauchery.

Yuri's face turned red; getting hot in a theater would be awkward. He turned to Blair, looking for a distraction.

"Haha, pretty stupid already, right?" he whispered.

Blair, of course, looked horrified. He tried to hide it, but it didn't work well. Honestly, heterosexual sex made him completely sick to his stomach.

"...no." He tried to say, but it was obvious he wasn't doing so well.

The scene continued for an uncomfortable amount of time before the slasher came on scene.

Both Blair and Yuri were relieved, but not for long; he began chasing scantily clad co-eds around the house. When he finally caught up to one, Yuri could barely contain a squeak; he grabbed onto the nearest thing he could find, which happened to be Blair's hand.

Blair jumped, but only because he had been expecting some sort of terrifing woman parts to show up on screen and attack him. Instead, it was just Yuri touching his hand.

He wasn't sure what to do, so he tried to pretend it didn't happen. Yeah, casual, like a totally straight guy.

Yuri squeezed his hand as the maniac shot his crossbow at a girl until she died.

"Ick, s-so much blood..." Despite his evident fear, he was smiling. "This is so cool."

Blair just kind of gave him a look of pure, "what". He didn't understand, was Yuri enjoying himself or was he actually scared?

The answer was both, of course; he leaned toward Blair instinctively, jumping every time the slasher came onscreen or killed someone. Which was frequently.

Awkwardly, Blair shifted closer to Yuri. To comfort him, he supposed, but he knew that wasn't the only reason.

Yuri hardly noticed, too focused on the movie. Blair could pretty much do whatever he wanted, and he wouldn't notice.

"Oh, no--not the dog!" he whispered, horrified.

Blair shifted away suddenly. No, no, he couldn't do that. Even if it was dark, someone would see him...

Yuri practically jumped into his lap as the slasher destroyed another victim.

"Ewwwww...oh God..."

Blair frowned deeply, but he did lean back towards Yuri, squeezing his hand comfortingly. Gosh, Yuri was adorable.

Yuri blushed as Blair squeezed back; he hadn't been expecting that. He glanced at him, expecting an expression of disgust. When he saw that Blair actually looked pretty happy, he just stared in wonder; however, the slasher onscreen soon claimed another victim and he just screamed with everyone else.

Blair smiled to himself, actually relaxing again. He suddenly realized how much he wanted to do Yuri. Of course, this was rather unfortunate information considering the fact that they were in public and even if they weren't, he highly doubted Yuri would agree.

Suddenly, the slasher began killing puppies onscreen. Yuri cringed, covering his eyes.

"B-blair, can we leave for a few minutes?"

"Y-yes." He mumbled, leading out of the theater by the wrist.

Yuri took a deep breath once they were outside, giggling.

"Sorry, that was more intense than I was expecting...still fun, though! Thanks for taking me, Blair. I'm just gonna get a drink, then we can go back in, okay? Oh, also..." He paused, coughing awkwardly. "...Thanks for holding my hand. I always have to hold something during horror movies, I forgot--it was nice of you, though."

He nodded, trying to hide his rather pink cheeks.

"It's fine, really." He said, awkwardly readjusting his ponytail.

"...You okay, Blair? You look kind of red in the face. Not sick, are you?"

"I'm fine!" He said immediately. "Just go get your drink."

He chuckled.

"Okay, sure. Be right back." He ran to find a drinking fountain, and returned a few minutes later. "Ready to go back? Hope you don't mind if we hold hands again. I'd prolly hold onto your arm or something, but I guess that'd be too gay, right?"

"That would be fine." He said, before he had heard Yuri's part about it being too gay. By then, he just chose to ignore it, as he walked back into the theater.

Yuri sat back down in his seat, screaming cue as the slasher hacked a camp counselor to death.

"God, this movie is so intense!" he whispered excitedly, grabbing onto Blair.

Blair leaned against, him smiling to himself. Yeah, they needed to go home and watch some more horror movies.