One and Two Walk Into a Bar

One turned around, shooting him an unsure glare.

"...I'll only do this once. And if I don't like it, we're never doing this again, okay?!"

He nodded eagerly, already stripping.

"Okay, yes, okay! I promise!"

"...Shouldn't we go somewhere more...comfortable?" she asked awkwardly.

He frowned, putting on his clothes again.

"...Where?"

"..Someplace, with like, a bed or something?...augh, why are you asking me, you dipshit?!" she shouted angrily. "You're the one who wanted this, you had better know what you're doing!!"

He laughed.

"To my house, then! Oh, you haven't been there yet, have you? This'll be awesome for you, then!"

One groaned.

"Just...fucking take me there before I change my mind, shit-for-brains."

He dragged her along until he reached a huge, nice apartment building. He rode the elevator all the way up to the top floor, and he used his key to open the door to one of the apartments, he entered, took out his knives and sliced in half the man who had come to the door, to see what the racket was.

"My house!" He gestured to it happily. "I keep killing that stupid synthetic, but he just won't take the hint. I mean, yeah he works for it and pays for it, but come on, this is like the 700th time I've killed him. Anyway, sex now?"

Number One facepalmed.

"...Let's just get this overwith..."

Bifrost was already stripping, anyway, as he stumbled to the bedroom. The bed as quite grand, as was the entire house, but when you laid on the bed, you could see the entire city and its lights. It was quite the sight.

One, on the other hand, just stood there awkwardly; the view made her nervous. It felt like the entire city could see what she was about to do.

Once he was completely naked, Bifrost grinned at her, striking a pose.

"Well? Enjoying the view?" He teased.

"...No," she said, staring at the floor. "I feel stupid."

He laughed and pulled the curtains closed.

"Better?"

She still didn't look up.

"...Just, I want this to be over already."

He frowned and crossed his arms.

"Well, I don't wanna do it if you're not gonna enjoy it."

She sighed, finally looking up to meet his eyes.

"It's just--" She paused; he entire face turned red the moment she laid eyes on his body. "...It's just...maybe, you should start right now."

He grinned suddenly, pouncing on her and tackling her onto the bed.

"You think so~?"

"...Touch me before I hurt you," she said, slowly removing her glove.

He grinned cheesily, before he kissed her on the lips. It had been the first time he'd kissed anyone since he'd been reborn. He had almost forgotten how it felt.

She kissed back with surprising eagerness, feeling up his chest and back.

He pressed closer to her instinctively, reaching to unzip her jumpsuit.

She pulled away slightly so he could do so more easily.

"Hurry, you fucktard," she muttered quietly.

He chuckled softly, completely unzipping her jumpsuit in one try. He kissed her again, letting his hands wander inside her jumpsuit.

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